spongebob

By Vinny Vindiani on November 28, 2018

Always ridiculously fun to watch, SpongeBob SquarePants has taught us lots of hilarious quotes and jokes we need in our life.

1032962-nickelodeon-greenlights-season-12-number-one-kids-series-spongebob-squarepants

Sudah menghibur dan menemani perjalanan hidup kita sejak penayangan perdananya di tahun 1999 pada jaringan Nickelodeon, SpongeBob SquarePants dengan segala kepolosan dan tingkah laku jenakanya, terlebih lagi dengan alur kisah sehari-hari dan karakter-karakter ikonik di kota Bikini Bottom ini ternyata sudah memiliki 241 episode.

Far below the Pacific Ocean, siapa sangka begitu banyak quotes yang bisa kita ambil untuk mengisi our daily memes, baik mengenai hal yang konyol, lucu, hingga shady. Berikut ini sejumlah quotes yang akan mengingatkanmu akan episode tertentu di berbagai musim serial Spongebob SquarePants, atau sekadar disimpan dan digunakan di momen yang tepat dengan keadaanmu.

 

  1. Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

sub-buzz-27705-1503397050-5

  1. SpongeBob: What do you normally do when I’m gone?

       Patrick: Wait for you to get back.

original-grid-image-9122-1458740952-1

3. Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.

  1. A five letter word for happiness.. money.
  1. Just get outa here you stupid, dumb animal!
  1. SpongeBob: Cheer up, Squidward! It could be worse.

       Patrick: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

enhanced-6428-1457715604-9

  1. Mr. Krab: That hat makes you look like a girl.

        SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?

  1. Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.
  1. This is a load of barnacles.
  1. I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
  1. Too bad that didn’t kill me
  1. We don’t need television. Not as long as we have our imagination.

le5v7

  1. Who are you people?
  1. This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is advanced darkness.
  1. You just can’t wait for me to die, can you?
  1. Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells.. smelly.

dc6

  1. Firmly grasp it in your hand.
  1. Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.
  1. Well at least I still have my personality
    enhanced-26602-1457719600-2

 

  1. The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.
  1. You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
  1. SpongeBob: Patrick, you’re a genius!

Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot

SpongeBob: What? A genius?

Patrick: No, Patrick.

  1. Do instruments of torture count?
  1. x: you can’t dump your garbage here, sir.
    SpongeBob: oh, that’s not garbage. That’s my friend, Squidward.                                   sub-buzz-20838-1503394913-9.png-2
  2. X: Is this the Krusty Krab?Patrick: No! This is Patrick!
  1. Hello, you’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.

sub-buzz-12055-1511279015-7

  1. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.
  1. Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!!

sub-buzz-21411-1503394437-1.png

  1. Excuse me, sir! I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you.

sub-buzz-10822-1503396095-1-2

  1. SpongeBob: Patrick, are you ready to party tonight?
    Patrick: I’m ready to party!SpongeBob: Are you ready to go crazy?Patrick: I’m already hearing voices!enhanced-16844-1457732863-1
  1. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

original-23201-1443104217-17

  1. That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges.

33. I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob.

sub-buzz-21813-1503395309-6.png

  1. Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
  1. You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.
  1. I know of a place, where you never get harmed. A magical place, with magical charms, indoors, indoors.

enhanced-28535-1443105112-1.png

  1. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I.. need.. it!

38. I can’t hear you it’s too dark in here.

enhanced-794-1457732803-3

  1. You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.
  1. Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
  1. Mr. Krab: take that pile of filth out with you.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You shouldn’t talk about Squidward like that!

sub-buzz-10936-1503396027-3

  1. Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
  1. CHOCOLATEEE!
  1. A circle thingy.
  2. sub-buzz-27806-1503396401-1